Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts

Monday, April 16, 2012

Court: Bias!

 With my own conscience, I will not hide any things and tell the truth. If I lie, I will get punishment for being a false witness. I swear that Imma bias aunty.. Therefore, I want to sue the offenders that make me a bias aunty!


Offenders: 
1. Hulaif a.k.a Cissa
2. Muhammad. 
(Full name can't be revealed due to some unexpected reasons)

Proof: pictures below. 

Reason:
1. Full of aegyo
2. .... Just see the pictures, please!



The First offender's latest pictures (15th April 2012): 
Get ready....


There goes the attack: The cute awkward smile(?)


Posing like a boss!


P/s: The most glorious smile pictures can't be captured due to the active offender that didn't stop playing and running around in the house. 



Last year picture (27th August 2011):
Innocent? Not at all! Please don't fall for it!







The second offender's picture (15th April 2012):
Napping.. :P


Last year pictures (10th September 2011):
The first attack: The look that can penetrate the soul.


The second attack: The killer smile.


Selca? XD



Not so latest pictures (17th February 2012):
Watching tv like a sir and wearing a pair of pink stocking.. LOL XD


Do the most 'poyo' face after realized that his pictures was captured.





Now you know why imma bias aunty?
.........................






Ok, stop with this ridiculous talking! ASSignment still not done yet.. OTL
See you later, my lovely boys! :D 
Out! :]

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

DEMN!

Warning: cerita dibawah adalah benar 100% dan sangat DEMN stress.. anda dinasihatkan x membaca post ini.. ak tulis pun sebab nk hilangkan rase DEMN dlm diri aku je.. So, dismiss please.. x de pengajaran yg perlu diambil drpd post DEMN ni..


Ok, cite die stat drpd bermulanye aku blk ke semenanjung pd 13hb tu.. pergi ke ipoh for 2 weeks.. 13, 14 n 15hb tu ok lg.. bole online lg walopun internet asyik putus je.. aku ingat sebab laptop aku dh nazak.. but then, on 16th, no more internet! check tepon rumah, x dgr pape.. aku nyaris2 suruh ayah aku beli cable internet, sebab ingatkn yang tu yg problem.. rupe2nye cable tepon kene curik.. DEMN the thieves!! n thats the start of the DEMN hell boring holidays! dh la 16hb tu bday Mun.. mesti die ingat aku lupe bday die.. nk send msg, tgk2 aku x de no. hp die.. n it feels so DEMN stress! n untuk hilagkan boring, aku ajak Shark tgk movie cite Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.. but the DEMN continued.. mak die lak x bg pergi.. n im just so dead bored! selongkar hard disk, sume cite aku dh tgk.. tp sebab bosan punye pasal, bukak je cite2 yg aku rase best, n tgk certain2 part yg best je.. and the DEMN boring day continued....

Disebabkan adik2 aku still skolah, dorg x rase sgt la.. but on 20th, dorg pun dh jadi giler same mcm aku.. aku smpai termimpi2 internet jd dh, but then still x leh bukak fb nk main Sims Social! n hari ape ntah, aku mimpi sakit perut.. bgn2 tu, terus cari tandas! dr pagi smpai ptg asyik duk ulang-alik tandas-bilik je.. DEMN betol! n maybe ayah aku prasan kot yg ktorg DEMN bored, ayah aku ajak g jln2 on 22nd n 24th.. n ktorg yg tahap stress dh hampir thap max, bg la cadangan nk g Lost World, Tambun.. tp bile harinye smpai, ayah aku ckp x bole pergi sebab adik aku yg patah tgn (irfan), tgn die tu x leh kene air.. so mcm x adil la kalo ktorg pergi, die x kn.. so, the DEMN thing happen again! Gardening! bosan giler duk dkat rumah! smpai satu tahap tu, ktorg main kejar2 keliling rumah, main sorok2, main pepsi-cola, n bnyk lg la game yg ntah pape.. n on 24th, irfan bg cadangan nk pergi zoo taiping.. sebab x th dh nk g mane.. time dlm kete, aku n nabil duk blkg, sumbat earphone, pasang lagu DEMN-avril.. lgu tu mmg sesuai la dgn jiwe ktorg yg tgh stress tu! smpai aku dh hafal dh lgu tu.. mmg DEMN la kn!

Dkat zoo taiping tu, ktorg pusing satu zoo.. jalan kaki...... mmg rase mcm nk tercabut kaki tu.. dh la kne tggu jalan same2 dgn camera man a.k.a ayah aku.. x leh jalan laju2.. then aku n nabil pun, sbab penat punye pasal, blame irfan.. "balik ni, awak kne massage kaki saye", "sebab awak la ktorg kne jalan keliling dunia!", "dr benua afrika, ke benua india, ke tanah arab, ke benua australia, ke malaysia blk, n so on...".. mmg irfan senyap je la kne buli dgn si stresses! >:D then nk blk tu jln plak jem, main kad dlm kete.. game yg ntah pape ntah.. n then, ktorg pergi mkn dkat kedai mamak.. sblm masok kedai tu, aku nmpak la ade 'signboard' yg mengatakan yg dkat kedai tu ade wi-fi! time tu rase mcm nk lompat smbil menjerit: woohoo!!! LOL punye la semangat aku n nabil nk wi-fi, masing2 buat klua hp.. tp tgk2.. DEMN! cannot connected jugak! mmg rase the DEMN tu jd double dh! harapan yg tgh megah berdiri diatas gunung telah terjun dkat niagara waterfall..

On 26th, my birthday, its feels really likes a worst birthday ever! n ayah aku x ingat langsung bday aku! naseb mak aku ingat.. but i think, mak aku pun x ingat jugak sebenarnye.. naseb aku setkan je dkat hp die.. but yeah, i still feel thankful for that.. last year, time duduk dkat besut, mak aku x ingat, tp ayah aku plak yg ingat.. siap ter'wish' bday awal lg.. ni duduk ipoh, ayah aku plak x ingat n mak aku yang ingat.. agaknye kne my birthday jatoh time aku duduk jaoh br dorg ingat bday aku.. its really a LOL.. no comment at all.. x pe la, next year aku rase celebrate bday dkat srwak je.. huhu just wait n see.. :) n nk dijadikan cerita, irfan bgth dkat ayah aku yg aku nk g tgk wayang.. n on 28th, ktorg g tgk jugak dkat jusco.. :) n the DEMN thing happen again, nk connect free wi-fi baskin robbin, x bole jugak..

n smpai ke hari aku nk blk ke besut pun, the internet still a DEMN! naseb dkat besut ade berukband.. tp lain yg diharap, lain pulak yg jd.. tgk2 mak aku beli ipad 2.. so, online pakai bende tu la.. mule2 tu mcm "wow.. ipad 2..." time bace AFF, bukak fb n soshified ok lg, but then the DEMN thing happen again! x bole print screen, email x bole nk attach file.. stress punye pasal, cari modem, korek klua simkad drpd ipad tu, bukak laptop, n online! n it feels like all the DEMN things that happen today is gone! u know what, ipad 2 kalah dkat laptop buruk!!!!! DEMN you Apple!! tp lepas ni komfem mak aku bengang punye.. ipad 2 die dh x bole digunekan untuk online! >:D sorry, but alllll the DEMN things happened make me do this! :p

p/s: result sem 3 aku terok giler.. Statistic F terus! tp ade org ckp, yg result ni x comfem lg.. ntah la.. aku harap Statistic walopun aku fail, plg comang pun dpt D ke, C- pun ok jugak.. ni merosakkan result je! haish! bye!
p/s 2: i think no more dangerous boys, violent romance, running man n invincible youth 2 for this holidays! kene download dkat unimas jugak.. :/

Monday, December 5, 2011

The Boys Sones Version!

First, pasang lagu The Boys eng version.. then nyanyi lyrics ni:
good luck!

I cant tell you're looking at me, i know what you see
any closer and i'll be dead meat
i don't have to pretend that i didn't notice you
every look will make me hard to breath

soon as you step on the scene you know that we'll be watching you (watching you)
imma be the richest in this spot but SM suck money

i know life is not easy
im gonna make history
im taking it from the start
call all  emergency
im watching my phone ring
im feeling this in my heart, my heart..

girls generation make me feel the heat
and im doing it i'll be dead meat
we born to broke
better tell all my friends cause you get it in
i know the girls

wanna know my secret but no i'll never tell
cause i don't want to make our friendship fail
and i can't deny i know you will cry

i wanna work right now
we can't show you how SM get down
Yes you go for more than zero
number one everyone must know, check this out
All SM, all SM want is money
really know how to suck and don't stop
oh gee we make it so rich
Girls Generation you don't stop

it's not a fantasy, this is die for me
living like a beggar
can't get the best of me, im be what i wanna be
the story of my life (my life)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Reason of the dead meat:
1. SNSD Japan Arena Tour DVD
    Price: RM350
2. Mr. Taxi Version Album
    Price: unknown yet (08Dec2011)
3. Japanese Repackage The Boys
    Price: unknown yet (20Dec2011)
4. SMTown Winter Album
    Price: unknown yet
5. 2012 Calendar
    Price: unknown yet
6. Holiday Photobook
    Price: RM100++ (not sure)
7. Tokyo Photobook
    Price: RM100++ (not sure)

~~~~~~~~~~Sones are dying :/~~~~~~~~~

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Ore.. -_-"

LOL.. tadi duk baco blog sore budok ni.. Sone actually.. tup2 dapat tahu hok budok ni pun dpt masok unimas jugok.. n hok kejut skali, budok ni kos se jugok!! LOLOLOL.. dio x kenal kawe, tapi kawe kenal doh dio..kawe siap add dh fb dio takdi.. XD sajo jah tulih kot klate.. harap2 budok tu x baco blog ni.. XD malu dowh..  XD budok tu di blog dio spekang sokmo.. XD dio x baco sero.. mugo ado banyok lagi golain hok dio buleh baco daripada dok ngadak blog hok hampeh ni.. contoh: nota kuliah(biaso doh awal2 meme semangat benge eh nak blaja) XD LOL  tapi nati mesti jupo jugok eh.. kalu budok tu baco, 안영!! XD bye~~